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Favorite Quotes:
- Missionary Ike Foster - When asked his age he would reply "I'm older than my teeth and as young as my tongue" (just think about it a while, and it'll make sense).
- Pastor Terry Arp & Pastor Tom Bowlin - "All means all and that's all that all means."
- Evangelist Randy Chovan - "Sermonettes are for Christianettes."
- Missionary Zane Abbot - "It takes three to thrive" (referring to Sunday morning, Sunday evening, and Wednesday evening services).
- Missionary Bob Stevenson - "Where He leads me I will follow, what He feeds me I will swallow."
- myself - "Where He leads me I will follow, what He feeds me I will sometimes swallow." Personally, I like to add sometimes to that particular phrase... =3
Favorite Mac Email Signatures:
- It Said "Windows 98 or Better" so I got a Mac!
- Friends don't let friends do Windows.
- If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...oh, wait a minute - he already does.
- Windows© 95(n)- 32-bit extensions and graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
- Macintosh - we might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.
- Excerpt from new OSHA regulation on computer systems: "....if said motherboard is equipped with an Intel central processing unit, an appropriate warning label bearing the words 'Intel Inside' shall be permanently affixed to the case in a prominent location."
- Being a Mac user is like being a Navy SEAL: a small, elite group of people with access to the most sophisticated technology in the world, who everyone calls on to get the really tough jobs done quickly and efficiently.
- Never ask a guy what type of computer he uses. If it's a Mac, he'll tell you, if it isn't, why embarrass the guy.
- In a world without walls or fences, who needs Windows or Gates?
Links to Other Cartoons:
Links to Missionaries I've Met:
Other Links (these are Christian link portals...um, mostly):
Worthy Links - Christian Search Engine
Baptist Ministries - Independent Baptist Search Engine
